Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Because it was an early bird!
What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!
My-foot-is-saurus!
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones!
Because they can't afford new ones!
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
Two dinosaurs!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!
Its Tricera-bottom!
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