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Funny Picture : Very Close Friends

Funny - Angry Bird

Maybe Bra For Kid ??

Present for Girlfriend

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want...

Three doors

 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, ...

Condom Motto

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in do...

So my girlfriend said "Take off my shirt"

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off he...

Boy & Girls Naked in Bath Tab

A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask ...

Cheating Wife

 

Classmates ?

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Sudden...

Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

   1.  On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 2.  On a bag of Fritos: ...

UFO Jokes

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed compl...

50 Ways to Seduce a Man (In a Minute or Less)

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it. ...