Sunday, June 12, 2011

 
 1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos: 
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. 
Details inside. 
(the shoplifter special?) 
 
3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
 
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.) 

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don 't turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
 
6. On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
 
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
 
8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
 
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and... I'm taking this because???...)
 
10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what?)
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