Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispa...
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Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's Day
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the th...
Friday, February 12, 2010
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next da...
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