A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart..
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified –an American, a Russian, an Australian
and a Filipino..
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified –an American, a Russian, an Australian
and a Filipino..
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer
would determine who of them would get the job.
would determine who of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know?’
interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know?’
Dave, the American, replied, ‘A THOUGHT’ It just pops into your head.
There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of.’
There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of.’
‘That’s very good!’
replied the interviewer.
replied the interviewer.
‘And now you sir?’ he asked Vladimir , the Russian.
‘Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it
ever happened.A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.’
ever happened.A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.’
‘Excellent!’ said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very
popular cliche for speed.’
popular cliche for speed.’
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastest thing I can think of.’
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastest thing I can think of.’
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light’ he said.
found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light’ he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, ‘Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et’s obyus to me dat the pastest thing is Diarrhea.’ ‘What?! ‘said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats…
‘Oh, I can expleyn sir,.’ said Eleuterio. ‘ You see, sir, da ader day my
tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could
tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, by golly! I had alreydi shit in my pants!’
Eleuterio is now the new ‘Greeter’ at Wal-Mart!
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